Jrod’s “Larry King-ish” Musings
Larry King Musings…
If NFL Draft Rankings were based on bicep size, OSU’s Vern Gholston would be the #1 overall pick.
Rick Nash’s goal against Phoenix was the best play in hockey since Happy Gilmore attempted to stab a guy with his skate.
It took Blue Jacket Kris Russell 49 games before he scored his first NHL goal. At that rate, I could be an effective NHL player, except that I cannot skate.
Terrelle Pryor is the most highly-recruited high school talent since Toby Sheppard. He’s a kid I went to school with who scored a 36 on his ACT. Everybody wanted him. But the pressure was too much for Toby. He’s now an assistant bread taster at Heiner’s Bakery.
If Britney Spears were a football player, she’d be Ryan Leaf.
Fun Larry King fact—he’s been married 7 times. That’s still 4 shy of the number of NBA teams Larry Brown has divorced.
Hmmm… now that’s a good pork rind.
Who’s the best college basketball team in Ohio---my money’s on Xavier. They have an “X” in their name.
More impressive: A Kosta Koufos dunk or a Jon Diebler 3-pointer? Both are rare, for now.
Thad Matta chews Big Red gum, I think. They used to call me Big Red, but I said “Stop it!” Big Red’s America’s #1 cinnamon gum.
And finally…
Kirk Herbstreit’s moving to Connecticut to work full-time at ESPN. His home in Upper Arlington is for sale, currently listed for $3.7 Million! So get your bids in now…
More musings to come!
JROD
