Playboy’s Take: Why do they have a College Football Expert?
So we’re all adults here… mostly. We know what Playboy’s for. It’s for Hugh Hefner to meet more young, impressionable, father figure-less ladies. It’s for lonely guys to see nude women… and of course, it’s for college football!!!
Yah… Gary Cole has been the award-winning sports writer for Playboy for 21 years, or so the magazine’s press release says—he’s also available for phone interviews it says—-how exciting!!!
Turns out this is Playboy’s 52nd annual college football preview, and for what it’s worth, the bunnies like the Buckeyes. Picked #2 behind #1 Oklahoma in the preseason poll. That’s Oklahoma.. OK? Quite literally no one else has picked the Sooners to win it all, and it’s tough to understand considering what they’re replacing on defense. But still—-great program and the likely Big 12 champs. Most people have Georgia as their #1 team headed into the season—-Playboy has them #6.
What does this mean? I guess there’s more “lonely dude” Playboy subscribers in Oklahoma than Georgia.
Maybe we’ve got lots of subscribers in Ohio, too…. which btw, is totally fine.
I just find it quite hilarious that the masters of skin are also experts in pigskin. But hey… Bucks #2. Whatever.
