top 10 list--what i could’ve done during n’western game.
After Brian Robiskie ran through N’western like a .... something that’s swift… fans appeared a little, ahem, bored in Ohio Stadium Saturday. But when a Buckeye game gets out of hand, time’s wasting. Here’s a top 10 of what fans who bolted early from the stadium could’ve done with their extra 2 and a half hours of free time.
10. Root canal--performed by Earle Bruce.
9. Pauly Shore film festival at the Lenox.
8. Kayak down the mighty Olentangy--attempt to “park” boat in west stadium lot.
7. Shop online for one of those altitude tents Gonzo used---that dude’s in the NFL!
6. Season 5 of Family Guy DVD (that’s not a joke--that’s just a good show).
5. Crash a Wedding. In Ann Arbor.
4. Pick up Amy Winehouse CD… Look up “irony.”
3. Two words: Otterbein’s playing.
2. Ask Thad Matta if he needs some accounting help…
and the #1 thing OSU fans could’ve done in their extra time Saturday…
1. Contemplate how they wasted $55 of their $63 ticket by leaving early.
Lesson learned fans! blowout or no---stay in the stadium at least to the 4th qtr--because at OSU football’s an investment of time and money--a good investment.
PEACE
JROD
