Traveling trophies that do not exist, but should.
And now the Top 10 college football traveling trophies that should exist, but do not.
10. The Weather Channel “Natural Disaster Week” Bowl—Miami (Hurricanes) vs Iowa State (Cyclones)
9. The Buffet Trough Trophy—Notre Dame (Charlie Weis) vs Kansas (Mark Mangino)
8. The 6-Pack Shootout (Brought to you by Natural Light)—WVU vs Ohio
7. The Protest Cup—Cal Berkley meets Wisconsin, fans will protest the existence of the Protest Cup.
6. The “What Are We” Statue—if any of the following teams ever meet-- Virginia Tech (Hokie), North Texas (Mean Green), Furman (Paladins), Coastal Carolina (Chanticleers), Washburn (Ichabods) and Oglethorpe (Stormy Petrels). WHAAAAAAAAA?
5. The “P’d-off People” Pitchfork—Notre Dame (Fightin’ Irish) vs UL Lafayette (Ragin’ Cajuns)
4. The Time Zone “Jet Lag” Bowl---Hawaii vs. Maine (Game to be played in Switzerland at midnight local time).
3. The “Crayola” Cup---Dartmouth (Big Green) vs Cornell (Big Red)
2. “Hell’s” Bells---Duke (Blue Devils) vs Arizona State (Sun Devils)—Wake Forest (Demon Deacons) could referee.
And #1. The “Ends of the Earth Pole Bowl”---Y’Town State (Penguins) vs Ohio Northern (Polar Bears)
Feel free to send us your ideas---there are truly thousands of possibilities.
